How to Talk Like a Caveman
How to Talk Like a Caveman
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You’ve probably heard the stereotypical caveman-speak, and by reading the following article you will have a better idea of how to imitate it!
Steps
- Grunt excessively. Cavemen and women lived in a time before modern and sophisticated communication and would express many emotions through single noises.
- Talk in a lower voice and only say parts of the words. This is more effective if you speak another Germanic language and weave in some of those words.
- Yell out to add anger to your tone.
- Use physical gestures to add emphasis, such as pounding your fists, or telling a lot of the story using hand motions.
Tips
- Don’t hesitate to get into your new caveman persona!
Warnings
- People might think you’re crazy if they don’t know what you’re doing.
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